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    Get Rich or Diabetes, Hörbuch, Digital, 55min, (USK 18)
    Get Rich or Diabetes, comedian Dejan Tyler’s debut album, gives snapshots of real life, for real people, rendered in ridiculous scenarios. Dejan Tyler celebrates the lower-middle class with sharp, detailed, flavorful writing. He elevates living “on the come up”, being broke, getting by, into rich, textured hilarity. The comedian is supremely talented at evoking cultural touchstones, like fast food mystery meat or Dollar Store condoms, while remaining true to the voices and personalities that inspire him. Dejan Tyler keeps it real: real funny, real authentic, real inspired. Get Rich or Diabetes is an unflinching, unassuming, and unrelenting good time.Filtering everything from sleep apnea to Chinese food through his personal identities “thug” and “nerd”, Dejan Tyler gives new meaning to the term “biracial”. This dual perspective, clashing yet complimentary, a mashup of distinct codes, lingo, and values, frames Dejan’s wholly unique and effectively universal sense of humor. You won’t hear a more “hood” stance on magic, nor a more “geek” view on gangs than on Get Rich or Diabetes. Dejan Tyler grounds fantasy in realness, embellishes reality as fantasy, and brings high concepts down to earth for brilliant, well-crafted, relatable comedy. Language: English. Narrator: Dejan Tyler. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/roar/000697/pf_roar_000697_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Shameless Hour , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 604min
    She's not looking for a hero. He's not looking for a hookup. For Bella, the sweet-talking, free-loving, hip-checking student manager of the Harkness men's hockey team, sex is a second language. She's used to being fluent where others stutter, and the things people say behind her back don't (often) bother her. So she can't understand why her smoking-hot downstairs neighbor has so much trouble staying friends after their spontaneous night together. She knows better than to worry about it, but there's something in those espresso eyes that makes her second-guess herself. Rafe is appalled with himself for losing his virginity in a drunken hookup. His strict Catholic upbringing always emphasized loving thy neighbor - but not with a bottle of wine and a box of condoms. The result is an Ivy League bout of awkwardness. But when Bella is leveled by a little bad luck and a downright nasty fraternity stunt, it's Rafe who is there to pick up the pieces. Bella doesn't want Rafe's help, and she's through with men. Too bad the undeniable spark that crackles between the two of them just can't be extinguished. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Saskia Maarleveld, Nick Podehl. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/026730/bk_adbl_026730_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    In Bed with Mr. Wrong , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 314min
    The blind date from hell is about to get hotter.... Brianne Nave is never doing her friends a favor again. When they begged her to go on a blind date, she didn't expect someone so perfectly gorgeous. She's a mousy librarian - totally not in this man's league. And judging by his odd reaction when she opens the door, he knows it, too. Air force pararescuer Ryan Flannery avoids his hometown at all costs. He's not thrilled about the date until he's shocked silent by the prickly little librarian's sweet curves and kissable lips...and her smart mouth. But then an argument leads to a kiss that spirals out of control. How can two people have so little chemistry outside the bedroom when they fit together so perfectly in it? When their friends strand them in a cabin to "work things out", Bri's not sure whether to kill him or put the industrial-sized box of condoms they find to use. Bottom line - Ryan's career military and hates the tiny town she loves. He'll leave, just like everyone else in her life. And if she's foolish enough to give him her heart, he'll take it with him. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ellory James. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/021609/bk_adbl_021609_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Summer Games: Settling the Score: Summer Games, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 646min
    As an Olympic rookie, Andie Foster has spent far more time in her cleats than between the sheets. For 21 years, her Friday nights have consisted of blocking shots rather than taking them. But now that she's landed in Rio, she's ready to see for herself if the rumors about the Olympic Village are true: The athletes are all sex-crazed maniacs.... The committee passes out condoms like candy.... The games continue long after the medals have been handed out. As Andie walks the line between rumor and reality, she's forced into the path of Frederick Archibald, a decorated Olympic swimmer and owner of a sexy British accent - too bad he's unavailable in a way that "it's complicated" doesn't even begin to explain. It doesn't matter that he has abs that could bring peace to the Middle East; Andie fully intends on keeping her focus on the soccer field. But everywhere Andie goes, Freddie happens to be there-shirtless, wet from the pool, and determined to show her a whole new meaning of the phrase "international affairs". Contains mature themes. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Amanda Dolan, Shaun Grindell. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/006325/bk_tant_006325_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Contingent on Approval: Savannah Martin Holiday Novella, Book 5.5 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 119min
    The hilarious dialog and the tension between Savannah and Rafe will delight fans of chick-lit mysteries and romantic suspense. (Jo Ann Vicarel, Library Journal)Savannah Martin has always been a good girl, doing what was expected and fully expecting life to fall into place in its turn. But when her perfect husband turns out to be a lying, cheating slimeball - and bad in bed to boot - Savannah kicks the jerk to the curb and embarks on life on her own terms. With a new apartment, a new career, and a brand new outlook on life, she’s all set to take the world by storm.If only the world would stop throwing her curveballs....It's the morning after the events of A Done Deal, and Savannah is looking at Rafe Collier, a pair of fuzzy handcuffs, a economy sized box of condoms (one of which plays Christmas carols), and the rest of her life...but first, there's Christmas dinner with the Martins to get through.Between Margaret Anne at her most poisonous, the ugliest Christmas sweater the world has ever seen, and yet another engagement ring under the tree, Savannah has plenty to worry about, not the least of which is whether Rafe will still want to stick around after dessert. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Amanda Stribling. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/166305/bk_acx0_166305_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Road Dog: Life and Reflections from the Road as a Stand-up Comic , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 331min
    Road Dog is comedian, actor, and writer, Dov Davidoff's unflinching memoir told through reflections of twelve months on the road. Davidoff travels across the country from college campuses to local theaters doing stand-up comedy and telling it like it is. He's been known to wax poetic about everything from encounters with large fake breasts, to people who have too many kids, to magnum condoms the size of CD cases. He is hilarious and relatable and will have you laughing at yourself in no time. But there's more to the road dog life than TV features and sold out comedy shows, there's a dark underbelly and Dov knows it well. His memoir chronicles the highs and often very low lows of performance life with honesty, clarity, and humility. Dov takes listeners from his fractured childhood days spent in a New Jersey junkyard with a gruff Jewish father and commune-loving hippie Protestant mother to the intense hyperactive persona that his fans know and expect discussing the relationships, drugs, and demons that he has fought along the way. With an eye for self-reflection, and a penchant for hilarious irony, Dov pulls back the curtain on a life hard-made on the road. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Dov Davidoff. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/009608/bk_brll_009608_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Finding You: Destination Love, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 583min
    Ready for a roller coaster of a rom-com? Jo Watson's fabulous novel brings you laughter, disaster, and a love story to give you the warm-and-fuzzies. Perfect for fans of Lindsey Kelk, Holly Martin, Tracy Bloom and Sophie Kinsella. When you go to Greece to meet your family but end up snogging your smokin' hot tour guide #sorrynotsorry Jane is fed up of being the odd one out in her adoptive family. So in a very un-Jane-like move, she books a last-minute ticket to find her birth father - and the real Jane. Armed with the knowledge that he was a tour guide called Dimitri and multiple boxes of condoms from her mother (#cringe), she sets off. It turns out that everyone in Greece is called Dimitri, including her very own sexy tour guide, who strikes her a deal. He'll help if she goes on an adventure with him. The old Jane never would have risked a holiday romance, but the new Jane has other ideas. As the search for her father commences, she might just find something else entirely.... For more laugh-out-loud, swoon-worthy hijinks, don't miss Jo's other rom-coms, Burning Moon and Almost a Bride. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Carly Robins. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/head/000600/bk_head_000600_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Shameless Hour (The Ivy Years, #4) (eBook, ePUB)
    The girl who's had everyone meets the boy who has no one.For Bella, the sweet-talking, free-loving, hip-checking student manager of the Harkness men's hockey team, sex is a second language. She's used to being fluent where others stutter, and the things people say behind her back don't (often) bother her. So she can't understand why her smoking hot downstairs neighbor has so much trouble staying friends after their spontaneous night together. She knows better than to worry about it, but there's something in those espresso eyes that makes her second guess herself.Rafe is appalled with himself for losing his virginity in a drunken hookup. His strict Catholic upbringing always emphasized loving thy neighbor-but not with a bottle of wine and a box of condoms. The result is an Ivy League bout of awkwardness. But when Bella is leveled by a little bad luck and a downright nasty fraternity stunt, it's Rafe who is there to pick up the pieces.Bella doesn't want Rafe's help, and she's through with men. Too bad the undeniable spark that crackles between the two of them just can't be extinguished. "The Shameless hour is a gift to any girl or woman who's ever been slut-shamed. It's magnificent." -Tammara Webber, bestselling author of Easy and Sweet"Gripping and deliciously steamy, The Shameless Hour will make you cry and swoon. Sarina Bowen is a master at drawing you in from page one and leaving you aching for more." - Elle Kennedy, USA Today bestselling author
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    Stone Motel: Memoirs of a Cajun Boy: Willie Morris Books in Memoir and Biography , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 504min
    In the summers of the early 1970s, Morris Ardoin and his siblings helped run their family's roadside motel in a hot, buggy, bayou town in Cajun Louisiana. The stifling, sticky heat inspired them to find creative ways to stay cool and out of trouble. When they were not doing their chores — handling a colorful cast of customers, scrubbing motel-room toilets, plucking chicken bones and used condoms from under the beds — they played canasta, an old ladies’ game that provided them with a refuge from the sun and helped them avoid their violent, troubled father.Morris was successful at occupying his time with his siblings and the children of families staying in the motel’s kitchenette apartments but was not so successful at keeping clear of his father, a man unable to shake the horrors he had experienced as a child and, later, as a soldier. The preteen would learn as he matured that his father had reserved his most ferocious attacks for him because of an inability to accept a gay or, to his mind, broken, son. It became his dad’s mission to “fix” his son, and Morris’s mission to resist — and survive intact. He was aided in his struggle immeasurably by the love and encouragement of a selfless and generous grandmother, who provides his story with much of its warmth, wisdom, and humor. There’s also suspense, awkward romance, naughty French lessons, and an insider’s take on a truly remarkable, not-yet-homogenized pocket of American culture. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Morris Ardoin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/207355/bk_acx0_207355_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    In Bed with Susie Bright 450: The Chinese Wall of Abstinence - and the Librarian who wanted to say 'Yes', Hörbuch, Digital, 45min, (USK 18)
    Those crazy American evangelicals are at it again. Always trying to tell everybody else what to do, they've now decided to save Chinese teenagers from becoming sinners. Yes, it's true, the abstinence program heads to Bejing! Well, Susie has a few words to say about all this. It seems that the group Focus on the Family is behind attempts to convert the entire planet to saying "just say no" to sex before wedlock. Although it hasn't had much luck in the U.S., they continue to push the abstinence agenda in other countries. Whatever happened to sex ed and learning how to have safe sex and use condoms? Next, in our "Tell Me Your Sex Story" segment, Susie continues to ask all those nosy, personal questions to a willing listener. This week "Mary" gets into the sexual confession booth and begins by telling Susie all about her early sex life. She remembers her first orgasm and talks about how she felt as a teenager that she masturbated too much. "Never!" says Susie. They also talk about Mary's desire to be as uninhibited with her husband as she is in her fantasy life. Then, in our "Try This at Home" mailbag, Susie gets a letter from a battered husband who is white-knuckling it and needs some real advice. "Susie, where do I go from here? I feel like I need some professional help to end this nightmare." Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com. [Episode 450, October 1, 2010] Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/101001/pf_suzy_101001_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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