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    The Zeta Family, Hörbuch, Digital, 197min
    This entirely fictional (and entirely hilarious) immersive audio drama features performances by Kevin Nealon (Zeta Doug), Natasha Lyonne (Narrator), and Amy Goodmurphy (Katie).Set on a large ranch in rural upstate New York, it’s early days for the eccentric group of people who call themselves The Zeta Family — quite possibly the next big cult phenomenon.Our protagonist, Katie, is an aspiring reporter who has decided to infiltrate the compound, and her future success as a journalist depends entirely on her ability to win the confidence of Zeta Doug, the likable spiritual leader of the group.He’s like a cross between Hunter S. Thompson and George R. R. Martin, with a little too much sci-fi in his head and acid in his blood stream. Like all good cult leaders, Doug is elusive and mysterious, and Katie quickly begins to wonder if this cult is truly just a gnarly collection of weirdos hanging out in the woods, or is there something else going on here?The Zeta Family was created and written by Gretchen Enders and Produced by Kelly&Kelly.Director - Chris KellyProducer - Michael Tanko GrandExecutive Producer - Will Rogers, Jim Colgan, and Pat KellyProduction support by Jayme Catsouphes and Renée VargasAudio Editing and Sound Design team - Chris Kelly, Greg Ng, Jay MacMillan, and Paul TedeschiniRecorded at Kelly&Kelly Studios and on location in Vancouver, British Columbia, CanadaThis product features dynamic multi-cast performances, musical scoring, and immersive sound design.Note: The Zeta Family contains explicit content.  Language: English. Narrator: Kevin Nealon, Natasha Lyonne, Amy Goodmurphy. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/or/orig/000491/or_orig_000491_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    The Complete Double Dead , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 795min
    A vampire in Zombieland. You wouldn't like Coburn. People don't, as a rule; he's not a nice man. And that's okay, because he doesn't like people much either. People are food. You see, Coburn's a vampire, and has been for close on a century.  Five years ago, Coburn went to sleep - wasn't exactly planned - and he's just woken up to find most everybody in the world dead. And not cool, interesting dead like him; oh, no. Coburn looks basically human, and these guys...really don't. He likes blood, and they like flesh. He's smart; them, not so much. But they outnumber him by about a million to one, and their clotted blood cannot sustain him. Now he's starving, and on the run, and more pissed-off than a beestung rattlesnake. The vampire has to find blood, soon, and - like it or not - he's gonna have to keep an eye on the frail flesh-bags he finds it in. Time for the wolf to turn shepherd. No, Coburn doesn't like people. But he's gonna have to learn to.  The Complete Double Dead collects Chuck Wendig's first novel and the follow-up novella, Bad Blood. Follow Coburn as he runs a gauntlet of supermarket cannibals, juggalos, super-zombies, and a ketamine-trip cult of zombie-worshipping New Age weirdos. It's a road that'll take him right back to himself, and onto the trail of his own vampiric sire. And on the way, he'll become something entirely new. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: T. Ryder Smith. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/reco/012187/bk_reco_012187_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    FADS Marketing: Food, Alcohol, Drugs, Sex, and the New Marketing World Order , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 273min
    This isn’t another audiobook about advertising. It’s an inside look at how companies count on your obsession with food, alcohol, drugs, and sex to drive behavior modification - permanently. It’s not enough to build a better Super Bowl commercial (sorry, but true); the new end game is about changing your entire mindset. Consultant to the brands that define our digital lifestyles, Tony Harris holds nothing back while explaining how FADS have become so relevant in a technology-enabled world. With straight-faced candor, he explains that humans are easily manipulated and marketers know it. That’s why the FADS that drive us wild say we’re fat, we’re no fun, we need to relax, and we’ll probably die alone. Anything to get you hooked on the next pea-protein, no whip, grown-in-the-lab latte. Spend 10 minutes with Tony Harris and you’ll walk away knowing 10 things you didn’t know before you met him. By the time you finish FADS Marketing, you’ll have new insights about: Food: What marketers know about food-related trigger points; the five senses and stuffing our faces; specialty foods for special consumers Alcohol: Why booze and the law is a match made in hell; mainstream alcohol marketing featuring weirdos; everyone’s doing it (selling alcohol) Drugs: Marketers know we love a quick fix; yes, you are depressed; the Cannabis revolution Sex: Marketers know everyone fears rejection; you’re gross, no sex for you; who needs "live nude girls" when you’ve got sex robots?Each chapter features expert interviews and wraps with Harris’ predictions for what’s coming next. Anyone who’s worked with him won’t be surprised to see that some of them are already happening. The only question left is, what book is coming next from Harris himself, and who’s the target? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Joe Lovitt. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/143726/bk_acx0_143726_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    I Saw a Porn That Started That Way: Ridiculous Stories of a Real-Life Cable Guy , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 142min
    Indulge your inner gossip with this look into the unguarded lives of everyday people!Have you ever wondered what people are really like behind closed doors? Like, the seemingly perfect couple down the street that probably has some kinky tastes. Oftentimes, we have no way of knowing who these people really are, but sometimes, somebody gets an opportunity to peek behind the curtain. In-home service workers are regularly welcomed into people’s homes. People can reveal their true selves when they think no one’s watching!In I Saw a Porn That Started That Way, you will find:Twenty-two unbelievable true-to-life stories that will leave your mouth hanging open and your mind blown Tantalizing revelations guaranteed to leave you hot and bothered...and wanting more The curious case of the customer with an unexpected collection, which had the cable guy running out of his house Awkward encounters that will make you so grateful you’re not a cable guy A riveting recollection about the ominous day he came face-to-face with the Russian mafia and lived to tell the tale Hilarious anecdotes about the weirdos, perverts, and hoarders one encounters on a typical workdayAnd moreThis is a collection of stories you never thought you needed to know. Satisfy your curiosity about those people you only get to watch from afar.Imagine being a fly on the wall during these ludicrous situations. See the hidden world of other people’s homes. And, maybe, next time, you’ll be more mindful of your actions!If you’re looking to listen to something out of the ordinary that will have you feeling all sorts of emotions, sometimes, all at the same time, then scroll up and click the “Buy Now” button right now. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: E.C. Douglas. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/206224/bk_acx0_206224_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Doom's Day Camp
    "A hilarious postapocalyptic romp full of fun, misfits, and friendship! If you think your friends are oddballs, wait till you meet the kids at Doom's Day Camp!" -John Patrick Green, New York Times bestselling creator of the InvestiGators series The Last Kids on Earth meets Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children in this funny and adventurous middle grade graphic novel set in a world where everyone has unusual abilities except for a boy named Doom…who just might have to save them all. Doom Thorax is destined for greatness! Well, maybe…His dad is, after all, the fiercest apocalyptic warrior to ever walk what's left of the earth. Unfortunately, in a world where the remaining humans (if you can still call them that) all have extraordinary abilities, Doom is painfully ordinary. In fact, the only thing even remotely special about him is that he is the one person in their whole pack who can read. When his dad leads the adults off to battle a mysterious new threat, Doom gets left in charge of all the other kids from his camp. The only problem is he can barely take care of himself, let alone a group of weirdos like them. What's he supposed to feed a boy made of mud? Why is the girl with telekinesis such a headache? And how can he stop his super strong little sister from turning everyone against him? Doom has finally been given a chance to prove himself. But it may take a lot more than book smarts if he and the others are going to have any chance at surviving on their own.
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    Doom's Day Camp
    "A hilarious postapocalyptic romp full of fun, misfits, and friendship! If you think your friends are oddballs, wait till you meet the kids at Doom's Day Camp!" -John Patrick Green, New York Times bestselling creator of the InvestiGators series The Last Kids on Earth meets Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children in this funny and adventurous middle grade graphic novel set in a world where everyone has unusual abilities except for a boy named Doom…who just might have to save them all. Doom Thorax is destined for greatness! Well, maybe…His dad is, after all, the fiercest apocalyptic warrior to ever walk what's left of the earth. Unfortunately, in a world where the remaining humans (if you can still call them that) all have extraordinary abilities, Doom is painfully ordinary. In fact, the only thing even remotely special about him is that he is the one person in their whole pack who can read. When his dad leads the adults off to battle a mysterious new threat, Doom gets left in charge of all the other kids from his camp. The only problem is he can barely take care of himself, let alone a group of weirdos like them. What's he supposed to feed a boy made of mud? Why is the girl with telekinesis such a headache? And how can he stop his super strong little sister from turning everyone against him? Doom has finally been given a chance to prove himself. But it may take a lot more than book smarts if he and the others are going to have any chance at surviving on their own.
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    Innocent 1: Simone: League of Worldly Wise Innocents , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 404min, (USK 18)
    Simone plans to spend her postgraduation summer painting, taking care of her great-aunt, and working in an art gallery - not mud wrestling and giving her first time to the yard boy.In this new adult contemporary romance with sex, of innocence lost, Simone discovers the real meaning of high class and how her feelings can sweep her away.The glamorous artist or the down to earth hunk who makes a living cutting grass?Four-year college degree in hand, Simone goes to stay with her great-aunt. Free room and board in exchange for taking care of the elderly lady while she's sick. Simone can paint in the day, work at the local art gallery in the evenings. She escapes her mother and stepfather.While she figures out how to advance into the world of fine art, meeting and marrying a wealthy, successful artist.And saving her first time innocence for him.She soon meets Brett. True, his paintings look ...odd - downright horrific. Simone accompanies him to his friend's parties. Lots of weirdos, but what can go wrong?Terry Leonard wants to expand his lawn care business. He and his buddy Cal can cut only so many yards every day. He understands the real money is in adding many more services. Calling himself a landscaper. Buying more equipment. Hiring more laborers.His best lawn cutting customer, Mrs. Garrett - Simone's great-aunt - hires him to renovate his entire yard. His biggest job. His hope for cash to expand, and referrals from Mrs. Garrett's friends.Simone meets Terry when his lawn mowers raise dust that ruins her painting.Yet, she doesn't fail to notice his big, outdoor-work hardened muscles. Or his handsome - nearly cute - face.Terry falls for his customer's great-niece right away, but understands a high class woman doesn't want a man who cuts grass.Worse, Terry's relationship history consists of a long series of one-night stands. He enjoys sampling every woman, but never goes back for second ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Tia Johnson. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/174998/bk_acx0_174998_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Phalluses of Logic: How to Know When Republicans Lie , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 434min
    A fallacy of logic is an error in reasoning. It is a bad argument. It may appear convincing, but it doesn’t actually prove anything.A phallus of logic is a total dick who lies for personal or political gain. They use deception to influence your beliefs and choices. If you don’t know what to listen for, they can easily succeed.There are hundreds of named fallacies but no official list. Different sources will define a given fallacy a little differently. Many fallacies overlap in some way or are specific types of a broader fallacy. Some go back to the days of Socrates and Aristotle, which is why they have fancy Latin names you can use to sound smart at parties. Others have been identified along the way. Don’t worry about memorizing every fallacy - that’s for weirdos. With each new fallacy you learn about, you will become more fluent at listening skeptically and detecting broken logic. You will probably end up remembering a few fallacies anyway, you big nerd.Each section of this audiobook will showcase a particular fallacy with real-life examples. The examples will be related to issues and events including presidential campaigns, LGBTQ rights, police brutality, CIA torture, Planned Parenthood, Trump University, evolution, and more. While this audiobook could have easily been written with an even split between Democrats and Republicans, it wasn’t. Most of the examples involve fallacies committed by conservatives. There will be some liberal arguments critiqued here, and some Republicans will be defended, but the majority of this audiobook will analyze faulty logic from the right-wing. Some of the repeat offenders in this audiobook include Donald Trump, Mike Pence, Rudy Giuliani, Bill O’Reilly, Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, and Ray Comfort.While there are plenty on both sides using fallacies to support their claims, the GOP has risen to a different level. It is only by ignoring fact, science, and reason that one can support current Republican pos ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: David Bregman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/213776/bk_acx0_213776_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life, Hörbuch, Digital, 497min
    Terrorist attacks. Natural disasters. Domestic crackdowns. Economic collapse. Riots. Wars. Disease. Starvation. What can you do when it all hits the fan? You can learn to be self-sufficient and survive without the system. "I've started to look at the world through apocalypse eyes." So begins Neil Strauss's harrowing new book: his first full-length work since the international best seller The Game, and one of the most original-and provocative-narratives of the year. After the last few years of violence and terror, of ethnic and religious hatred, of tsunamis and hurricanes - and now of world financial meltdown - Strauss, like most of his generation, came to the sobering realization that, even in America, anything can happen. But rather than watch helplessly, he decided to do something about it. And so he spent three years traveling through a country that's lost its sense of safety, equipping himself with the tools necessary to save himself and his loved ones from an uncertain future. With the same quick wit and eye for cultural trends that marked The Game, The Dirt, and How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, Emergency traces Neil's white-knuckled journey through today's heart of darkness, as he sets out to move his life offshore, test his skills in the wild, and remake himself as a gun-toting, plane-flying, government-defying survivor. It's a tale of paranoid fantasies and crippling doubts, of shady lawyers and dangerous cult leaders, of billionaire gun nuts and survivalist superheroes, of weirdos, heroes, and ordinary citizens going off the grid. It's one man's story of a dangerous world - and how to stay alive in it. Before the next disaster strikes, you're going to want to read this book. And you'll want to do everything it suggests. Because tomorrow doesn't come with a guarantee... Language: English. Narrator: Neil Strauss. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/harp/001970/bk_harp_001970_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Glad One: Crazy Is a Relative Term: A Val Fremden Humorous Mystery, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 517min
    Best seller in eight mystery and humor categories!Rednecks, romance, and a last shot at redemption. Solve this twisty mystery before you die laughing! After being duped out of her life savings in Germany, Val Fremden retreats home to Florida with more than just her pride in tatters. Broke, jobless, divorced, and 45, she knows starting over won’t be easy. But when her only friend suddenly turns up dead, Val begins to wonder if the world is out to get her. Maybe it is... The sugar-white sands of Sunset Beach attract weirdos like mosquitoes to a bug zapper. So when the will of Val’s friend makes the local newspaper, lunatics, and con artists stumble from their beach shacks scuffling for a piece of the leftover pie. Determined to find her friend’s true heir, Val reluctantly turns to three crackpots for help - a drunk, a redneck, and a snarky beach bum. Working at odds with each other, their bumbling investigation attracts the attention of a hot cop. He quickly gets into the fray and under Val’s skin. Whether it’s in a good way or bad only time will tell.... Love your mysteries with a side of snide? Get set for a heaping helping of Southern-fried screwball action in this hilarious accidental thriller! Grab your copy now! If you love funny, hard-to-solve mysteries that put gaffs over gore and laughs over legalese, the Val Fremden Mystery Series is for you! Part Bridget Jones, part My Name is Earl, each book in the series is packed with crazy characters, zingy dialogue, hilarious similes, and rip-roaring situational humor, making them a laugh a minute! Like many listeners, if you love Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum or Jana Deleon's Fortune Redding, you'll probably find yourself resonating with Val Fremden, too. She's a lovable, hot mess who's a bit older, a tad more jaded, and a ton more experienced in big-time failure. Life’s been tough for Val. Still, she always manages to fin ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Sarah Pesek. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/212385/bk_acx0_212385_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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