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Halcyon Rising: Bastion of Hope: Halcyon Rising, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 591min

How to survive when the god of war wants to destroy you and everyone you've ever met? Probably hide, really really well. What did I do? Become head priest of the most beautiful, irritating, quick-thinking, mind-reading, mildly sarcastic goddess I could trip over in the woods, then tell the war god to his face that I was gonna wipe up the pantheon with his ugly mug.Now I'm seeking divine intervention from gods in neighboring cities, fending off a parade of unwanted guests, and racing to build this temple into a wallsy, towersy, fortressy, badass city with defenses for days - before the war god's newest recruits can blow this place to kingdom come.Thankfully, I have the girls to help me. They're the first family I've ever known, and I won't let the war god take them from me as long as I'm still alive. Which, I admit, may not be much longer...Warning: This book has no gimmicky warnings, just nonstop save-the-world action, tons of cool new skills to unlock, and me working my ass off to keep my growing city full of beautiful women satisfied! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Chris Graves. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/163662/bk_acx0_163662_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 292min

To know the Sweet Potato Queens is to love them, and if you haven't heard about them yet, you will. Since the early 1980s, this group of belles gone bad has been the toast of Jackson, Mississippi, with their glorious annual appearance in the St. Patrick's Day parade. In The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love, their royal ringleader, Jill Conner Browne, introduces the Queens to the world with this sly, hilarious manifesto about love, life, men, and the importance of being prepared. Topics include: The True Magic Words Guaranteed to Get Any Man to Do Your Bidding The Five Men You Must Have in Your Life at All Times Men Who May Need Killing, Quite Frankly What to Eat When Tragedy Strikes, or Just for EntertainmentAnd, of course: The Best Advice Ever Given in the Entire History of the WorldFrom tales of the infamous Sweet Potato Queens' Promise to the joys of Chocolate Stuff and Fat Mama's Knock You Naked Margaritas, this irreverent, shamelessly funny book is the gen-u-wine article.For more wit and wisdom, don't miss The Sweet Potato Queens' Big-Ass Audiobook and Financial Planner. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jill Conner Browne. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/rand/000251/bk_rand_000251_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Chin: The Life and Crimes of Mafia Boss Vincent Gigante , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 673min

Vincent "Chin" Gigante. He started out as a professional boxer - until he found his true calling as a ruthless contract killer. His doting mother's pet name for the boy evolved into his famous alias, "Chin", a nickname that struck fear throughout organized crime as he routinely ordered the murders of mobsters who violated the Mafia code. Vincent Gigante was hand-picked by Vito Genovese to run the Genovese Family when Vito was sent to prison. Chin raked in more than $100 million for the Genovese Family, all while evading federal investigators. At the height of his power, he controlled an underworld empire of close to 300 made men. And yet Vincent Gigante was, to all outside appearances, certifiably crazy. A serial psychiatric hospital outpatient, he wandered the streets of Greenwich Village in a ratty bathrobe and slippers. He urinated in public, played pinochle in storefronts, and hid a second family from his wife. On 22 occasions, he admitted himself to a mental hospital. It took nearly 30 years of endless psychiatric evaluations by a parade of puzzled doctors for federal authorities to finally bring him down. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Paul Costanzo. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/tant/006664/bk_tant_006664_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Behexed and Baffled: Amateur Sleuth Mystery , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 186min

Luna is a young woman in her 20s with a spark of innocence, but not without wits and intellect. She also happens to be a witch, a trade that has been passed on through generations. However, she knows not to use magic for the wrong reasons, and to always use it within reasonable boundaries. Her life with her black cat seems to be flawless, and her new gift shop is, however challenging, successful enough for her to make a decent living. But trouble is in the air. During a festive parade, she is pointed towards a dead body by a little girl. The girl’s father, a detective, sees something in the future amateur sleuth and asks her to accompany him in his investigation of the murder. Moreover, Luna takes advice from a witch with a nose for darkness, Agatha, who is trying to put her on the wrong path. Will Luna helps solve the case?Will she fall for the single father, the handsome detective?Will she succumb to the temptations of her fellow witch? Learn more by listening to the book. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Laura Oskins. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/178720/bk_acx0_178720_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Annie's Christmas Wish , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 428min

Ever since her step-mom brought her a snow globe of the New York City skyline, Annie has wanted to visit the beautiful, big city. Since it's nearing the time of Annie's rumschpringe - the time when Amish youth experience Englisch life to make a decision whether to live in that world or become baptized into the Amish faith - the family decides a visit is a good idea. They watch the Macy's Christmas parade, admire the decorated store windows, skate at the Rockefeller Center rink and - Annie's favorite - get a glimpse of a writer's life while visiting the New York Times building. But others aren't as thrilled with Annie's lure to the Big Apple. Aaron has long been attracted to Annie and is sure he's in love. As he watches her engage in big city life, he grows concerned that she won't want to return to their quieter life. Will Annie follow Aaron back home? Or stay and pursue her dreams? Competing for her attention, Aaron sets out to show Annie that Christmas isn't about the glitz and glamour, but about family, love, and the birth of Jesus. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kate Udall. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/024944/bk_adbl_024944_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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In Bed with Susie Bright 400: Truck Stop Prostitutes: A Driving Manual, Hörbuch, Digital, 24min, (USK 18)

Asexuals, bachelors, and hookers have the spotlight on today's show. Susie starts off with a story about asexuals on the march...but where are they going? In a solidarity effort, many marched in San Francisco's gay pride parade, claiming their identity as non-sexual. Susie takes a close look at sexual versus asexual love, intimacy, and attraction.Next, Susie finds some surprising items for sale at her local yard sale. Imagine browsing through piles of books, dishes, and old records, and then suddenly coming across a Hitachi Magic Wand sitting next to a salad spinner. Did your neighbor see it too? Who gets first dibs on this incredible bargain find?Then, in the "Try This at Home" mailbag, a listener wants to know if there is an unspoken hooker etiquette at the local truck stop: "How can I be sure the prostitute is legit?"Have a question? You can call Susie's hotline at 831-480-5110. And you can send your confidential questions - plus requests for free samples and blog banners! - to susie@susiebright.com. (Episode 400, September 4, 2009) Explicit Language Warning: You must be 18 years or older to purchase this program. Language: English. Narrator: Susie Bright. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/pf/suzy/090904/pf_suzy_090904_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Wallbanger , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 832min

The first night after Caroline moves into her fantastic new San Francisco apartment, she realizes she’s gaining an - um - intimate knowledge of her new neighbor’s nocturnal adventures. Thanks to paper-thin walls and the guy’s athletic prowess, she can hear not just his bed banging against the wall but the ecstatic response of what seems (as loud night after loud night goes by) like an endless parade of women. And since Caroline is currently on a self-imposed "dating hiatus," and her neighbor is clearly lethally attractive to women, she finds her fantasies keep her awake even longer than the noise. So when the wallbanging threatens to literally bounce her out of bed, Caroline, clad in sexual frustration and a pink baby-doll nightie, confronts Simon Parker, her heard-but-never-seen neighbor. The tension between them is as thick as the walls are thin, and the results just as mixed. Suddenly, Caroline is finding she may have discovered a whole new definition of neighborly.... In a delicious mix of silly and steamy, Alice Clayton dishes out a hot and hilarious tale of exasperation at first sight... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Heather Smith. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/sans/006417/bk_sans_006417_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Simplicity: A Simple Love Story, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 430min

Wealthy Lanna Davenport has the perfect life, and she hates it. She’s never fit into the mold of upper class “princess". She would rather spend her life painting than let her overbearing mother parade her around for the eligible bachelors of her social circle, even if those suitors include Adam Munroe, the son of California’s most famous art dealer.When a handsome new gardener Luke turns up and shows her there’s more to art than putting color on canvas, Lanna eagerly starts to explore a world outside of what she’s been allowed to know. But the surprisingly down-to-earth Adam makes it easy to be part of her own world and still be her unconventional self.As she grows closer to Adam, but tempted by the freedom Luke can offer, Lanna is faced with the first choice she’s ever made for herself: Does she stay true to herself in the life she’s known, or does she paint beyond the canvas of her past and leave it all behind? Simplicity is a story of life, love, and finding happiness in an increasingly complex world. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Samantha Novak. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/196989/bk_acx0_196989_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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The Mistake , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 612min

He's a player in more ways than one.... College junior John Logan can get any girl he wants. For this hockey star, life is a parade of parties and hookups, but behind his killer grins and easygoing charm, he hides growing despair about the dead-end road he'll be forced to walk after graduation. A sexy encounter with freshman Grace Ivers is just the distraction he needs, but when a thoughtless mistake pushes her away, Logan plans to spend his final year proving to her that he's worth a second chance. Now he's going to need to up his game.... After a less than stellar freshman year, Grace is back at Briar University, older, wiser, and so over the arrogant hockey player she nearly handed her V-card to. She's not a charity case, and she's not the quiet butterfly she was when they first hooked up. If Logan expects her to roll over and beg like all his other puck bunnies, he can think again. He wants her back? He'll have to work for it. This time around, she'll be the one in the driver's seat, and she plans on driving him wild. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Lorelei Avalon, Lee Samuels. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/025355/bk_adbl_025355_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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Then You Dance: A Novel , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 1029min

Young John Gray was the only boy ever to flunk out of Marcia Van Scoy’s School of Ballroom Dancing. And that was after he had repeated the class. Twice. No surprise then, that he had a love/hate relationship with his best friend, Peter, who could float and cavort with pure abandon. No wonder dancing became the metaphor for John’s entire life, and for his sometimes hilarious, sometimes heartbreaking three-decade pilgrimage in search of his own dance, with rollicking Peter always nearby, if sometimes disastrously so.In Then You Dance, through laughter, tears, and delightfully unforgettable characters, you will learn why, irrefutably, God is a capitalist. You will discover the only church in the world named “Holy Name of Mary First United Presbyterian Church”. You will meet the Sunday school teacher bound to become your favorite atheist. You will discover how starlit wilderness canoe trips can blend breathtaking tableau with torturous angst, and you will learn how, from this astonishing parade of people and events, unbelievable joy and celebration can result.Then You Dance is powerfully narrated by actor, public speaker, poet, playwright, and author George William Walker. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: George William Walker. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/228430/bk_acx0_228430_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.

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