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    Tuka und die Eisprinzessin, Hörbuch, Digital, 46min
    Tuka besucht seine liebe Freundin, die Eisprinzessin Priscilla. Sie wohnt weit im Norden oben, ein einem wunderschönen weissen Schloss. Tuka muss Priscilla warnen, denn der böse König Karl, möchte sie in ewige Gefangenschaft nehmen. Zum Glück kann sie zaubern, doch aufgepasst, der mächtige Zauberer Hetyros und der schwarze Adler suchen die Eisprinzessin und dann... deutsch. Gabriela Maria Clément, Norbert Wanker, Harry Bischofberger, Teddy Maier, Martin Hämmerle, Stephan Ulrich. https://samples.audible.de/bk/edel/016767/bk_edel_016767_sample.mp3.
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    Tukas Weltreise 1
    Begleite Tuka auf seiner Reise um die ganze Welt. Der erste Teil von Tukas Weltreise von und mit Gabriela Maria Clément. Gesprochen von Stefanie Valentak, Dorothea Repatz, Jakob Rapatz, Sabrina Nicolussi, Teddy Maier und Norbert Wanker.
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    Tukas Weltreise 2
    Begleite Tuka auf seiner Reise um die ganze Welt. Der zweite Teil von Tukas Weltreise von und mit Gabriela Maria Clément. Gesprochen von Stefanie Valentak, Dorothea Repatz, Jakob Rapatz, Sabrina Nicolussi, Teddy Maier und Norbert Wanker.
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    Zenti und der freche Mauritius
    Eine Geschichte über Tuka und sein Freund Mauritius, lass dich überraschen, was die zwei miteinander spannendes erleben. Zenti und der freche Mauritius von und mit Gabriela Maria Clément. Gesprochen von Noa Valentak, Teddy Maier, Martin Hämmerle und Norbert Wanker.
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    Das geheimnisvolle Gold
    Fuludu hat viel Gold entdeckt und möchte es zusammen mit dem Gespenst Hui stehlen. Aber dass scheint nicht so einfach zu sein... Das geheimnisvolle Gold von und mit Gabriela Maria Clément. Gesprochen von Norbert Wanker, Teddy Maier, Martin Hämmerle und Heinz Wendel.
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    Writing Wrongly: The Saga of an Incomplete Wanker , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 609min
    When the worst writer in history self-publishes his books, the world of literature is decimated overnight. Illiteracy becomes something to aspire to and book burnings become rife. The publishing industry is left hemorrhaging credibility and verges on collapse. But its recovery not a matter of removing said books, or even destroying them, the same must be done to the mind responsible. Thomas may be the worst writer to have ever lived, but if he's not careful, he won't be doing much of that, either. Written with little regard for spelling, punctuation or even words, this is the story of one writer against the entire publishing industry. There's lots of swearing and temper tantrums, as well as a brand new psychiatric illness. There's also an excellent café scene, which although short, is worth mentioning. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Thomas Corfield. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/071469/bk_acx0_071469_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Das eitle Zebra
    Zina, das eitle Zebra, zählt jeden Tag ihre weissen Streifen. Oh Schreck, eines Tages ist einer weg. Alle Tiere im Zoo suchen nach dem Streifen. Das eitle Zebra von und mit Gabriela Maria Clément. Gesprochen von Martin Hämmerle, Norbert Wanker, Harry Bischofberger, Teddy Maier und Kornelia Berlinger.
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    Wrongly Writing: The Ongoing Saga of an Incomplete Wanker (The Wrong Books) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 501min
    Follow a man barely deserving of the title as he flails through a turgid cesspit of human depravity, only to discover that he’s the one bunging up its U-bend. Wrongly Writing has even more psychiatrists, anaphylaxis, and cringing social ineptitude than the first Wrong Book, and proves that while editors exist for a reason, the author clearly doesn’t. Similar to The Bible, in that Jesus is mentioned over twenty times, and entirely dissimilar to Médard Alard's 1922 masterpiece, Est-ce Que Quelqu'un a Vu Mes Clés de Voiture?, which sold over 13 copies thanks to a national cheese shortage. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Thomas Corfield. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/191547/bk_acx0_191547_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Witch Glitch: Magic and Mayhem, Book Two , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 346min
    Witches and glitches and testicle-obsessed cats...Oh my. One dilemma down and approximately 74,876,283 to go. I think being the Shifter Whisperer is hard - or Shifter Wanker as I enjoy referring to my new job - but healing wounded Shifters is easy compared to finding and eliminating the lurking freaking evil. Throw in a ghost, a potentially explosive ex-cellmate, a long lost dad and a smokin' hot werewolf who's convinced he's my mate, and suddenly it's party time - from hell. And this is my mission? Life is getting messy and I don't do messy. With feelings I didn't know I was capable of having, and the word love being thrown around like a football on Super Bowl Sunday, poofing away with a magical twitch of my nose is becoming more appealing by the moment. But to show I'm not a weenie, I'm gonna pull up my big girl panties and hurl some fireballs at Baba Yaga's older-than-dirt warlock posse if they don't pony up the info I need. If I don't burn the town of Assjacket down while trying to save it, I'm donning my red cape and playing who's the big bad wolf with a for real wolf who's hotter than any fireball. I just pray to the Goddess my heart doesn't get burned in the process.... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Stephanie Riggio. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/054641/bk_acx0_054641_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Tanner's Virgin: Evan Tanner Series, Book 6 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 314min
    Presenting Evan Tanner - the first series character created by Lawrence Block, best-selling author of A Walk Among the Tombstones. Ever since a shred of shrapnel did a number on his brain's sleep center, Even Tanner has been awake 24/7. This gives him more time than your average underachiever. Time to learn the world's languages (he's fluent in Basque, but has trouble with Chinese). Time to embrace the world's lost causes and irredentist movements (The Flat Earth Society, the League for the Restoration of Cilician Armenia, the Society of the Left Hand). Time to write term papers theses for students with more money than knowledge. And, most important, time to do his dreaming while he's wide awake.  Phaedra Harrow, nee Deborah Horowitz, is an occasional companion of Tanner's, albeit a determined virgin. She goes off on a bargain-priced world tour - and Tanner later learns that the tour's a bargain for a reason: the London-based wanker-in-chief accepts only unattached female travelers, takes them halfway around the world to Afghanistan, and cheerfully sells them into white slavery. Next thing you know Tanner's on his way to pre-Taliban Kabul, where, you won't be surprised to learn, many interesting things happen. And that's just the beginning...  Tanner's Virgin was originally published as Here Comes a Hero, the title supplied by some ninny at Fawcett. What were they thinking? Anyway, here it is, back again in all its glory... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Theo Holland. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/116958/bk_acx0_116958_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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