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    Kiss the Sky: Calloway Sisters, Book 1 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 847min
    This New Adult Romance can be described as Friends meets The Real World. Expect fist fights, drugs, sex of varying degrees, crude humor, and competitive alpha males. Definitely for mature audiences only. Virgin. Sex addict. Daredevil. Alcoholic. Smartass ... Jackass. Her five friends are about to be filmed. Reality TV, be prepared. Rose Calloway thought she had everything under control. At 23, she's a Princeton graduate, an Academic Bowl champion, a fashion designer, and the daughter of a Fortune 500 mogul. But with a sex addict as a sister and roommate, nothing comes easy. After accepting help from a producer, Rose agrees to have her life filmed for a reality television show. The Hollywood exec is her last chance to revive her struggling fashion line, and boundaries begin to blur as she's forced to make nice with a man who always has his way. Twenty-four-year-old Connor Cobalt is a guy who bulldozes weak men. He's confident, smart-as-hell and lives with his equally ambitious girlfriend, Rose Calloway. Connor has to find a way to protect Rose without ruining the show. Or else the producer will get what Connor has always wanted - Rose's virginity. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Mark Boyett, Therese Plummer. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/021339/bk_adbl_021339_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Meant for You , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 397min
    I was her first love, and I'm going to be her last.... On paper, I've got it all - good looks, good friends, a killer business, and gorgeous women throwing themselves at me from every corner of the globe. But I still can't get one woman out of my head. Her. Adeline Klein, the sexiest little smartass in wire-rimmed glasses and a polka-dot bikini to ever bring a man to his knees. God, she was something.... But I'm pretty sure she hates me. I've tried to track her down, but it's like she dropped off the face of the earth. Then one day there she is - stranded on the side of the road, waiting for rescue, like Fate has arranged for me to be her knight in shining armor all over again. Only she would clearly prefer to kick me in the balls. Or the face. Or maybe the balls and the face simultaneously. But do I let that keep me from making her come on the slopes or dampen the fire that flares between us every time we touch? No way. Because some things - like sweet, wounded women with hearts of gold and souls of pure platinum - are worth fighting for. Meant for You is a steamy standalone second chance romance with a swoony HEA. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Kitty Bang, C.J. Mission. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/085451/bk_acx0_085451_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Missing Persons , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 486min
    Missing Persons is a major novel of contemporary suspense and horror, combining the shock and tension of A Stranger Is Watching with the gritty realism of The Blue Knight - a story of terror, loss, and love that unlocks the nightmares lurking behind the façades of ordinary lives. Could it happen to you? Severn Gamble's wife walks into the Justice Building of a major Northwestern city to pick up some typing - and never comes out. ("Margot?") No one has seen her. ("Margot!") She has disappeared. ("Margot!") And the nightmare begins.Gamble starts to hunt for her, joined by two police officers - Johnny Boon, case hardened, cynical, and with a wife who's just walked out on him; and Tally Wickham, young, pretty, smartass, and as compatible with Boon as oil and water. Together and separately the three of them undertake a search for Margot Gamble, a search that soon becomes obsessional, as others begin disappearing, too, beginning with a child and ending no one knows where. "God, please God, let her be alive. And God...let her not be in pain...." Never faltering, thick with vivid characterization, and building to one of the most terrifying climaxes in years, Missing Persons is a new masterpiece of suspense, a novel to hear and remember and dream about on dark nights. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Becket Royce. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/039044/bk_acx0_039044_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Beautifully Wicked: A High School Bully Romance (Voclain Academy, Book 1) , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 606min
    A tortured antihero bound to a brutal contract. A broken heroine with a sharp tongue. A relationship that could save them both if she’ll allow it.Ian Beckett, according to Harlow:Voclain Academy’s drop-dead gorgeous, all-star quarterback. P.S. Dear Ian: See number one and take the drop-dead part literally.Sole heir to a massive family fortune that dates back centuries.Wicked bane of my freakin’ existence with a PhD in dirty talk. P.P.S. Dear Ian: Think of your mouth like a plane door. I’m gonna need you to keep it shut for the duration of our flight. Harlow Weathersby, according to Ian: Stunning creature with a smartass mouth I want to devour. P.S. Harlow: Can we stop this already, sweetness? We both know you want me.Blonde angel delivered from heaven straight into my lap.Beautiful girl caught in a game she never wanted to be a part of and doesn’t understand. P.P.S. Harlow: Stick around. I’ll teach you the rules, sweetness. From Jordan Grant comes an enemies-to-lovers, 94,000-word romance that takes the listener on a wild ride of epic clap-backs, grade-A dirty talk, addiction, and loss. Note: This book contains bullying, foul language, and drug and alcohol use, which some listeners may find triggering. The listener has a choice to end this book as a stand-alone or continue, after fair warning, to spoilers for Beautifully Wanted (Voclain Academy, book two). ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Lula Larkin. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/231866/bk_acx0_231866_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Wicked Sexy , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 680min, (USK 18)
    A badass ex-Special Ops officer and a smartass hacker fight a dangerous enemy...and a blistering attraction to each other. Connor Hughes is an ex-special ops officer, CEO of Metrix Security, and bonafide badass. His private security firm is renowned for its effectiveness. He's renowned for his lethal precision and iron self-control. But when the former Marine meets a gorgeous young hacker with a mouth as smart as her brain, his control unravels in ways he never could have predicted. Tabitha West is a genius MIT dropout with a bad attitude, an obsession with Hello Kitty and piercings in unmentionable places. Tabby amuses herself by outwitting the most secure technology systems on the planet. Known in hacker circles as Polaroid due to her photographic memory, she's as secretive as she is accustomed to working alone. So when Connor decides she's the only one who can help him catch a cyber-criminal, she tells him exactly where he can stick it. But when the cyber-criminal turns out to be the Hannibal Lecter of computer crime - and a dark presence from Tabby's past - Tabby and Connor are drawn into a dangerous game of cat and mouse. They quickly find themselves fighting not only their common enemy, but also an explosive desire that threatens to consume them. When the stakes are this high and the game this deadly, will falling in love be the most dangerous move of all? ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Melissa Moran. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/068135/bk_acx0_068135_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Bitter Is the New Black: Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass, Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 618min
    Jen Lancaster was living the sweet life - until real life kicked her to the curb. She had the perfect man, the perfect job-hell, she had the perfect life - and there was no reason to think it wouldn't last. Or maybe there was, but Jen Lancaster was too busy being manicured, pedicured, highlighted, and generally adored to notice. This is the smart-mouthed, soul-searching story of a woman trying to figure out what happens next when she's gone from six figures to unemployment checks and she stops to reconsider some of the less-than-rosy attitudes and values she thought she'd never have to answer for when times were good. Filled with caustic wit and unusual insight, it's a rollicking listen as speedy and unpredictable as the trajectory of a burst balloon. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jamie Heinlein. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/peng/001260/bk_peng_001260_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    America's Geekheart: Bro Code, Book 2 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 539min
    Remember that time you accidentally sexted your in-laws?Yeah. I just did that. Except worse. Now my million social media followers are reading and sharing the rude, smartass message I meant to send privately to my little sister...and I'm officially public enemy number one.I'm Beck Ryder. Former boy bander. Underwear model. Fashion mogul. And I just buried my entire leg in my mouth - not just my foot - modern internet style, and publicly insulted my sister's neighbor.Sarah Dempsey.Also known as the woman of my dreams, who loves geeky TV shows, baseball, and giraffes, who's just as turned on by food as I am, and who has a huge secret that I didn't see coming.Now it's time to grovel and apologize publicly on social media and hope that those same followers who helped start the raging shitstorm will help calm the waters. Because Sarah doesn't want the spotlight. For very good reasons that I can't tell you right now and trying to convince her to be my fake girlfriend to fix this mess and make me look like less of a jackass is worse than taking a kick to the nuts by Jackie Chan. And I thought modeling underwear made me feel naked.Trying to start a relationship in the era of the twitterazzi isn't all that it's cracked up to be.America's Geekheart is a rockin' fun romantic comedy featuring a billionaire fashion mogul who got his start modeling underwear, the geeky girl next door with a secret the size of California, and more superstitions and secrets than you can shake a baseball bat at. It stands alone with no cheating or cliffhangers. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Jason Clarke, Erin Mallon. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/165039/bk_acx0_165039_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    My First Anal Sex in the Woods: When My Sir Had His Little One , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 29min, (USK 18)
    My life had never been better, and submitting to the man who rescued me from myself after my divorce was pure bliss. It was utterly beyond me why I loved it, but he was Dom and I was his little one and I loved it. One week we camped in the woods and without thinking, I mouthed off. That gave my Dom the opportunity to dominate! Before I knew it I was in the middle of sweet and terrible torture, and that was just beginning. Right there at the campsite, he bent me over the picnic table and took my ass! Warning: This audiobook contains very explicit descriptions of sexual activity and includes domination and submission, BDSM, erotic tickling, sex in public, rough sex, first anal sex, and more. This audiobook should only be downloaded by someone who will not be offended by such content and is of legal age. Here is a preview: "Did you look on the table?" He asked. I had an immediate moment of conflicting logic and emotion. My logic told me that, of course, He was distracted by the fire and probably making sure I had covered all my bases. Perhaps He was even just being a smartass. My emotion, however, was the dominating factor as per usual, and I immediately felt a flash of annoyance that burst out of my mouth before I could stop it. Of course, if either of my kids had said such a thing, that something burst from my mouth before they could stop it, I would have scoffed and told them such things didn't happen and that self-control was a minimum standard not a luxury. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Ruby Rivers. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/078396/bk_acx0_078396_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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    Closer: Contemporary Billionaire Romance Novel , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 583min
    Famous Dutch architect Sven van der Meer, has just completed the greatest achievement of his professional life - the design and construction of The Spire, Chicago's tallest, most controversial skyscraper. But a shameful secret threatens to destroy his prestigious career - he's losing his eyesight. Now, he's run out of time and the only woman qualified to help maintain his charade of invincibility is also the one woman who despises him and The Spire. And he's fairly certain she's hiding something as well. Will the fiery, but enchanting, Miss Sanchez be the right woman to play the role of his pretend girlfriend? Or will the temptation of getting too close, too fast jeopardize their business arrangement and the future of his entire career? When 28-year-old woefully unemployed Inez Sanchez arrives to her interview with hotter-than-hell billionaire architect Sven van der Meer - mastermind behind The Spire - she quickly realizes his job proposition isn't what she was anticipating. He's hiding a life-changing secret, one that could ruin his career as the most influential architect in the world, and he's willing to pay her 5000 dollars a day - just to help him keep it. Will she accept his offer to become his "pretend girlfriend" for the next four days in order to ensure the success of the most important week of his life? Or will her sassy flair for independence and smartass sarcasm keep her from submitting to his stern authoritative commands, no matter how sexy his European accent might be? And what will happen when he discovers she's hiding a secret, too - one that could threaten the stability of their arrangement and prevent her from getting too close to the one man in the world who might be capable of gaining her trust... ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Emma White. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/086267/bk_acx0_086267_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
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