32 Results for : flatulence
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Unlucky Number Four: The Fortune Cookie Diaries, Book 3 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 111min
In New Orleans, Louisiana, something with a weird sense of humor is stranding myth in a non-magical world. Dr. Tiffany Crews and gang find themselves no longer chasing Damn Duck, running into walls or spilling soup. As a matter of fact, no accidents have happened in the last week. It isn't until they find Damn Duck sitting quietly on the balcony, Miracai, the carnivorous unicorn, eating greens without flatulence, and her klutz tendencies missing, Tiffany realizes something is up. Only when her best friend, Janet, begins dating a man named Aiden Murphy, does Tiffany understand - Murphy has been dropped into New Orleans. Not a far stretch of imagination considering the Fairy Godmother identifies him during lunch at Chopstix. All the years of pent up frustration leads the entire gang into trouble as they decide it is time to get revenge, giving Murphy, and those bloody laws of his, a taste of his own medicine. If only it was that simple. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: W. B. Ward. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/032423/bk_acx0_032423_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Mad Love , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 576min
Can two people who have never met make a marriage work? Popular dating site Sociality thinks so, and is marrying London lad Adam to California girl Jessica to prove it. What better way to show that your 'love algorithms' work than to put two complete strangers together in an expensive publicity stunt? But, as livewire Jess and lazybones Adam quickly discover, just because a computer says you're the perfect match, it doesn't make it so! Two million Sociality subscribers and the media are following the happy couple's progress, and they have to make a go of it or they'll lose everything, look like idiots, and destroy Sociality's reputation. But can the mismatched pair, who seem to be constantly at each other's throats, put their differences aside and work their way into each other's hearts? Nick Spalding, bestselling author of Fat Chance and Bricking It, will make you cry with laughter at this story of marital warfare - complete with sinking boats, badly aimed flatulence, well aimed tennis balls, and some very suggestive pastry. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Nico Evers-Swindell, Amy Landon. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/brll/008531/bk_brll_008531_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Did You Sh*t Yourself?!: Your Fartin' Asshole Is Not a Great Way to Make Friends , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 114min
Millions of people throughout the world fart every day, but it is the timing, the tact, and the excuses that make the act more forgivable. Learn from the personal experiences of Dorothy Bigguns and all the hilarity that ensues after she chooses to remove the filter and just let it all fly. This book recounts some of Dorothy's travels, work life, and decadent youth as some of the most humiliating and most hilarious experiences involving her bad gas. She proves that you don't need to have an excuse to break wind - but you do need good company, understanding friends, or no sense of smell to get away with excessive flatulence. Find out what happens when she exacts revenge on the wrong person Learn what not to do on a date Hear about the effects of malt liquor and cheap pizza Rate your farts on a sliding scale Look at perfume samples differently Gain insight on pranks and practical jokes Laugh out loud at pot-induced paranoia Alienate your friends with a novelty spray can of farts And, much more! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Yinan Shentu. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/036905/bk_acx0_036905_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Crowded Nest Syndrome: Surviving the Return of Adult Children , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 278min
Insightful and irreverent, one baby boomer helps Generation X parents to find humor in the family situations boomerang children have caused and continue to cause. These situations include frustration, exasperation, carpal tunnel, early menopause, flatulence, and Prozac-induced stupor. Millions of responsible postparental Gen Xers are cowering in confusion and despair, wondering who left the door unlocked when their adult children return home. The Crowded Nest Syndrome deals with how one baby boomer grandmother: Coped in chaotic conditions of crowded proportions for years Moved out of state only to be followed and invaded...again Watched $250 in groceries disappear in less than 24 hours Gave up vacations for entertaining/raising full-time grandchildren. "I'm frightened, Auntie Em," said Dorothy. Shaputis is right with you, Dorothy, braced against her door, hiding from the frat-house madness of her own home after the invasion of adult children. Where's that dumb Toto when you need him? A humorous, off-beat infomercial, The Crowded Nest Syndrome will help countless Gen X parents who woke up one morning wondering what happened to their peaceful preretirement years of easy living and forewarn those whose offspring are still too young to vote. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Barbara Benjamin-Creel. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/040497/bk_acx0_040497_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Stig Plays a Dangerous Game , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 398min
The first in a fast-paced, funny series featuring The Stig: Top Gear's legendary racing driver.Sam Wheeler may be the new boy in Bunsfold, but he's got a feeling that all is not well either in the town or at Bunsfold High - and he's not just talking about the maths teacher with the unfortunate flatulence. A local boy, Buster Mustang, has recently gone missing, and no one seems to care - they're all too busy playing the highly addictive video game Xenon or getting the town ready for its very first TT race. Both are the brainchild of mysterious local billionaire PT Cruiser. Besides global domination, PT Cruiser wants nothing more than to destroy his nemesis The Stig once and for all - and his TT race is just what he needs to tempt him onto the big stage again....Sam sets out with his new friends Minnie Cooper and Ford Harrison to uncover the truth behind all the strange goings-on in Bunsfold - but danger has a habit of showing up wherever they do, and soon all that stands between our heroes and disaster is...a taciturn man in a white suit.Narrated by Cel Spellman (CBBC, BBC Radio 1, Cold Feet). ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Cel Spellman. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/bonn/000031/bk_bonn_000031_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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D is for Dwarf: An Alphabet Book for Grown-Ups!: The Alphabet Books Series, Book 4 , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 104min
Ever have one of those days? You know the ones. When your wicked stepmother, the one who tried to drown when you were a baby, asks her mirror who's the fairest of them all, and the mirror, whose opinion is only an opinion, says it's you, and so she spends your whole young adult life trying to kill you off, so that she can once again be the prettiest, and now it's your wedding day, and she still won't let up? No? Just me? Sigh. Anyway, long ago, in a land far away, there lived a beautiful princess named Snow White. Okay, it wasn’t long ago, it was just a few minutes ago. And it wasn’t far away, it was the Bad Apple Miniature Golf Course/Action Fun Park in New Jersey. Come join your favorite characters: Snow White, the Queen, and the Pepperoni Prince. And of course, the dwarfs: Farty, Disorderly, Complimentary, Turkey, Sleazy, Juicy, and Smug. All the things you remember from your happiest childhood story, like talking mirrors, poison apples, magic bungee cords, zombies, and flatulence. Guaranteed to bring on that old nostalgic feeling. Get your copy today! Note: These audiobooks do not need to be heard in alphabetical order. Mix and match! Trade with friends! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: David S. Dear. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/101271/bk_acx0_101271_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Switching to a Gluten-Free Diet: A Guide for Beginners , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 28min
If you've been diagnosed with celiac disease, you'll be asked to go completely gluten-free. Gluten is a protein found in various grains. In celiac disease, the small intestine is hypersensitive to this protein, making it difficult to digest it. People with celiac disease experience digestive problems such as bloating, diarrhea, pale stools, weight loss, flatulence, and abdominal pain. They may develop a severe skin rash and musculoskeletal problems. Iron-deficiency anemia, seizures, ulcers in the mouth, and nerve damage may occur. Growth problems in children and missed menstrual periods in women may also be seen. Celiac disease may also put you at risk to other health conditions such as osteoporosis, miscarriage, and infertility. A gluten-free diet means throwing out the offending protein completely from your diet and life. But a gluten-free diet is not just used by people who have celiac disease. It has become quite popular as a diet for many people who suspect that they have wheat allergy or gluten hypersensitivity. Wheat is a common allergen, and many people around the world are allergic to it. Whatever the reason, a gluten-free diet doesn't mean just cutting out all grains from your life. There are a lot of things involved here to ensure that you remove gluten completely from your diet. Furthermore, removing foods containing gluten also means that you'll be cutting down on many nutrients found in these foods. So, you'll need to know how you can ensure that you're getting the required amounts of vitamins and minerals once you have removed this protein from your diet. This simple guide will give you pointers about the foods that may contain gluten. It also gives you advice about foods to consume and how to make your house free of gluten products. ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Julie Otte. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/044728/bk_acx0_044728_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Stress Out , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 79min
Are you stressed? Bigger than swine flu, and infinitely more deadly, stress is the emotional pathogen that eventually touches us all. It is the modern pandemic, costing the world billions of dollars every year, and seems to have a hand in almost every disease, from insomnia to cancer, flatulence to strokes. As Hans Selye, the pioneer of stress research, so aptly said, "Everyone knows what stress is, but nobody really knows." If you are stressed, then you know what it feels like. Yet we don't often understand the source of our stress, or what that stress is doing to us, physically, emotionally or spiritually. And we usually don't know how to fix our stress either, to take control back and reduce our stress levels, or harness the stress to help us live fuller lives.This book is about learning what stress is, and what causes stress. But more importantly, this book is about helping you take control again. It is about understanding your stresses. It will take you through a process of deciding what is important, and setting SMART goals, to enable you to make real and lasting change in your life. It will empower you to take hold of the reigns of your health and well-being, and to enjoy the peace of a life of manageable stress.This book is not a sure-fire, quick-fix, seven step process that will adjust your aura or realign your chi. It is not meant to be a new set of curtains for your crumbling psyche. But it will help you rebuild your coping skills and overcome old stressors, future problems, and the inevitable failure that comes with making long-term life changes.Immunize yourself against the emotional pathogen of stress. You will live a healthier, productive and more meaningful life, where you will truly experience life abundantly! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Christopher Pitt. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/wiza/000015/bk_wiza_000015_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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The Lighter Side: An NHS Paramedic's Selection of Humorous Mess Room Tales , Hörbuch, Digital, ungekürzt, 171min
From the paramedic pondering a dignified solution as he surveys his previously digested Pot Noodle adorning the naked genitalia of a recently deceased lady, to the man who rang the doctor Out of Hours service with an audibly severe case of excess flatulence, with hilarious consequences, and the old lady's wig that caused one chuckling paramedic to struggle to keep a hold of the carry-chair, The Lighter Side - An NHS Paramedic's Selection of Humorous Mess Room Tales will have you laughing out loud then looking around furtively, wondering if you should! In his The Dark Side series, Andy Thompson gives us a taste of the dark sense of humor paramedics use as a coping mechanism; here he packs laugh-out-loud moments into every word as he recalls health care professionals' encounters with the weirdest of behavior, hilarious misunderstandings, and cringingly embarrassing episodes. You'll soon be relating to the sense of humor that moves an ambulance driver to respond to his friend and fellow paramedic's predicament on a hot summer's day, as a powerful smell engulfs the saloon of the vehicle. What would you do? Open the cab windows and the hatch through to the saloon to provide some extra ventilation? Of course not! You switch the heating on, causing the already intolerable pong to become even more unbearable, making for a bangin' mess room tale on your later return! This book is an eye-watering insight into the Lighter Side of working on the Dark Side, straight from the mess rooms of ambulance stations up and down the UK. There's also a heartening reminder of the power of a flamin' good belly laugh and its analgesic effect even in situations of severe pain. This is a book that laughs in the face of extreme emotion and stress. Outrageous? Perhaps. Distasteful? Probably. Humorous? Absolutely! ungekürzt. Language: English. Narrator: Pete Nottage. Audio sample: https://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/052117/bk_acx0_052117_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.- Shop: Audible
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Lunlins - A Tale of Friendship Fear and Flatulence
Lunlins - A Tale of Friendship Fear and Flatulence: ab 3.49 €- Shop: ebook.de
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